oh god how i wish this was actually a dreamWe have a maid who cleans and sweeps and dusts and airs out and all of that three times a week.
The sheets get changed at least once a week.
We wash our clothes with almost every wearing.
We each wash our own bodies, separately of course, at least once a day.
We don't have any pets.
And ... yet
we have... fleas.
I am itchy.